The Shop is Coming Soon!
Where you can enjoy some guilt free fashion.
Dudes, I love the basics as much as the next guy but try not to support big corporations and cheap-mass-producing companies— they’re gross! Support your local artists when you can instead. I believe in the intrinsic value of what we purchases and have noticed the awful trickle down effect of so many of my own. The goal here is to create lines of products that are recycled from old clothes then hand painted or freshly beaded, each product one of a kind never to be duplicated. The proceeds of each product will have a different purpose and flow into the world on a larger scale. All materials are ethically sourced with waste reduction in mind, and then recycled into a new unique piece you see here- donations made once all products sell out as a one time donation.
I want to create a personal exchange between me, my girls, and those who support the art/comedy community. Enjoy these one-of-a-kind pieces! Maybe just send a gift to a friend who hasn’t left the house in months!

Jewels
Each set of jewels will contribute a $5 donation to the ASPCA because giving should be a good time! All materials sources and pieced together by Carly.

Denim
These sickkk jackets get even sicker…why? Because each jacket represents a charity that will receive a $100 donation when purchased! While I am awaiting submissions for our third jacket on the Viper line, the two available will contribute to the Polaris Project to end human trafficking and the Equal Justice Initiative (EJI) to combat mass incarceration/excessive punishment/racial inequality.
All jackets are repurposed and upcycled by Carly. Email carlyhatesemail@gmail.com to submit a cause that means a lot to you for future lines!

One-of-a-Kind’s
tops, pants, skirts, hats, socks maybe, who knows !
anything that was at one point bound for the garbage can but still had the potential to be fabulous— just needed a fresh look! now these pieces are reaching their full potential and need a new home. Products vary, see artist in product bio, all one of a kind never duplicated.
*ALL PROFITS FROM THESE PRODUCTS GO DIRECTLY TO THE ARTIST WHO CREATED THE PIECE*
WE UNEMPLOYED PHILLY ARTISTS THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT